WAT THE F !!!!!

This is a mail i got frm a frnd some dys bck ......

This Says that a Guy Really Loves u n all if....

He calls you beautiful instead of hot.
He calls you back when you hang up on him.
He will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
He for the guy who kisses your forehead.
He holds your hand in front of his friends.
He keeps on constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."

BULLSHIT!!!! ... Isnt it obvious that a guy who really wants to fool a gurl must have read it ..... Duh-huh !!!! When will ppl grow up!!!!

Wanna Know My Version Of this Mail .... ???

If He calls you beautiful instead of hot (Well he's asking to to get a make over .... u are boooring!!!!)
He calls you back when you hang up on him. (Abey yaaar .... Do You Leave an option For Him???)
He will stay awake just to watch you sleep. (So That Se can Go out and watch his favorite team win!!!!)
He kisses your forehead. (... hmmmm ....There's a real Problem with him.... its not love!!! its an Emergency !!!!! take him to a psychologist!!!)

He holds your hand in front of his friends. (Co'mon .... Dont you know that guyzz love ...bragging?? !!!)

He keeps on constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. (Maska laga raha hai !!!.... watch out for his next Convo.... there might be something really terrible you might hear !!)

Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her." ("That's her" ... Arrey ...Aagee toh sunoo ..... "That's her .... YOU SEE HOW DANGEROUS SHE IS ???SAVE ME !!! GUYS!!!! PUH-LEAASE")

hehehe ... Well thats how i frame it .... !!!!

Life is Too short ...... Dont take it Seriously !!!!! Go With The Flow .... Such Definations Dont Help in Long Run

Cheers!!!!